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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 7, 2008 21:10:24 GMT -5
Kingston shook his head again, "Not when it's making my ears bleed." He said covering them. "I'll rip out your intestine through your mouth, wrap it around your neck, hang you in the closest, and make you die a slow and painful death." He managed to say this without showing any emotion whatsoever. "It just is." How could he believe that any girl around here like nice guys. "I am sexy as hell and you know it." He did that little bit thing. "Well if he's the scum of the Earth, and girls know that, then why do they try and get him to have sex with them." Which was true. It's not like Gage forces them to have sex with him or anything. "Hugh Hefner is old wrinkled and ugly and he still manages to have a bunch of whores walking around his house." Of course it wouldn't work if he didn't take Viagra 24/7.
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Post by Tiffany Goulborne on Nov 7, 2008 21:22:19 GMT -5
Tiffany put her hand up as if saying talk to the hand. "Your ears look fine to me." Tiffany said narrowing her eyes at him. She was amazed at why they were still talking about that. Tiffany looked horrified but then she stopped. "You rip out my intestine, I'll be dead in seconds. So it won't be slow silly." Tiffany said in her know it all voice. She gave him a no teeth smile when he said he was sexy as hell just to say 'sure you are'. He was but since he's not like other boys she wouldn't know how other people felt. Some girls were attracted to those blond highlight, nate archibald-esque boys, Tiffany sure wasn't, that was just gross. Tiffany thought about his question. "Well I know a lot of girls who hasn't slept with him because they're smarter and don't fall for his shit." Tiffany said putting it in the nicest way possible. Really, he was an asshole but he was a sexy asshole, besides Tiffany never said she'd have sex with him because she wouldn't. "Hunny, thats because they'd not only get a career, but they are hoping he croaks, because whoever his flavor of the month is at the time will get the cash." Tiffany said as if it was obvious. "I'd know, I'm around a lot of future gold diggers." Tiffany said as if he should know that by now.
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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 7, 2008 23:32:44 GMT -5
Kingston pouted, "No they are in so much pain they are internally bleeding." Wait did that even make any sense? He smirked, "I have my ways. Besides when your intestine comes out you actually do die slow and painfully anyway." He smiled back the kind of smile she had done to him, only even more fake. "The only ones I know that haven't slept with him are: Reed, Ariana, Noelle, and the virgins of the school, plus his own girlfriend and hopefully my sister and her friends." Which was kind of ironic that Gage couldn't get Kiki to sleep with him yet. Or maybe he just hasn't tried. Ha yea right he hasn't. And, he better not have tried anything with Kingston's sister. She may be really annoying, but that was his little sister still. "1)Don't call me hunny, 2)Hugh Hefner's married and has kids who says Gage won't be like that, 3)Isn't it funny how your friends come from the most wealthiest families in the country and still might become gold diggers, and 4)I think we should stop having this conversation." Why were they talking about this anyway. It was kind of strange.
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Post by Tiffany Goulborne on Nov 7, 2008 23:48:00 GMT -5
Tiffany gave him a look as if asking him if he really just said that. Of course he did but it didn't make any sense. She just smiled and shook her head, deciding that she wasn't going to bother herself with that. Tiffany pointed to herself, "And me, I never had sex with him, and I really don't want to." Sure he was sexy but he was more of the type of guy to make out with, maybe not even make out because he had his tongue down almost every girl's throats. Tiffany arched an eyebrow at him. Who and the hell did he think he was talking to. "1.) Don't ever tell me what to do, you are not my dad. 2.)No he isn't, and even if he was married what kindof wife lets him make out with three playboy models. 3.)Yeah and that's called Greed, people are like that. and 4.) we'll stop when i say so." Tiffany finally stopped and sipped on her drink while looking right at him. You could tell she wasn't really the type of girl who'd laugh that off and agree with him. She still thought Gage was an asshole, she didn't care what the hell he said. Then she continued. "As for Gage ending up married, that may be possible but if he meets a good woman she won't WANT to marry him because of how many times he's been around. That's disrespectful." God, why don't boys realize that not every girl they meet is going to like their track record. There are some who want a nice boyfriend or husband.
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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 8, 2008 0:13:00 GMT -5
"Ok good cuz I don't think I could like you if you had cuz that'd be awkward." Kingston wouldn't exactly like to like her knowing that her and his best friend had done it before. Which is why he usually dated either virgins or girls that didn't even go to Easton. "1)Don't call me hunny, sweetie, 2)His wife is one of his countless whores, 3)Notice that Cheyenne and Rose are the main gold diggers of Billings, 4)Nope were stopping right now cuz... I feel like it." Kingston furrowed his eyebrows at her. Sometimes he actually wondered why he liked her so much, but then she's gonna do something totally awesome in the next minute or two and make him remember. "What about Kiki. She's pretty nice and obviously doesn't give a shit that Gage has been fucked more times then a rabbit." Kind of a weird way to put it, but it's true. "And, some women can find forgiveness in that after an HIV/AIDS/Herpes/Chlamydia test."
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Post by Tiffany Goulborne on Nov 8, 2008 0:28:00 GMT -5
Tiffany shrugged and frowned a little bit. Then she wondered what would happen if she actually did, extreme dread would be the thing. Tiffany was suddenly grateful for her morals and high taste. Tiffany sighed and narrowed her eyes at him again. Here she goes again. "1.) I will call you whatever I want biotch. 2.) Exactly my point Einstein, 3.) No, I don't notice them and thats not nice. and 4.) Why should I do what you tell me, this isn't the 15th century, I'm not some doting housewife with 5 kids." Tiffany said frowning, she really didn't ever want to be that but, yeah she just didn't want to. Tiffany wondered how they even got on this subject anyway if they like each other that much. They would probably argue all the time and end up going all googley eyed over each other the next minute. Tiffany found those relationships funny, argue like white trash and then make out. Except they weren't white trash they were just know it alls. "Dude, her name is Kiki, what can you expect." Tiffany would have talked about his analogy but why bother. "I wouldn't forgive you, condoms get boring, I like to trust people!" Tiffany said frowning at what she said. "Everytime I've had sex I used a condom though, that would be gross if I didn't."
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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 8, 2008 0:59:45 GMT -5
"1)No nicknames, 2)He's still married, 3)I don't care if it's not nice it's true, 4)Well I don't care and ya know what I'm glad your not my wife, we'd probably fight to damn much." He narrowed his eyes. "Have you actually met her. Ya know talked to her how do you know she's as bad as her name?" Kingston said. He sort of met her one time, but it was very briefly because Kiran decided to piss Gage off and then he left and she went with him. "That's what the tests are for." Duh. "So man-whores seem to carry a life supply of condoms, maybe that's why Gage hasn't caught anything yet."
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Post by Tiffany Goulborne on Nov 8, 2008 1:14:32 GMT -5
Tiffany rolled her eyes, she didn't even know what to say really. "Well I'm glad I'm not your wife because I'd kill the both of us." She shrugged, it wasn't like she hated her. "I don't hate her or anything, she seems nice but we never talked." Tiffany said honestly. She threw her cup in the trash can out of boredom, she wasn't even done. "As far as we know, sometimes STDs can't be detected." Tiffany said in a duh why didn't you know that tone of voice. Tiffany wanted something to drink again. "Kingston, go get me something to drink." she said smiling and taking out a five. That was a really nice way to end things, by making him do stuff for her. He'd probably say no but she was just super lazy, it was sad but he was supposed to do things for her anyway, it was his job.
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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 8, 2008 12:53:02 GMT -5
Kingston shrugged, "But, then who would tend to the children sweetheart." If they never talked to her then how the hell do they know what she's like. All he knew was that Noelle didn't like her because of some incident, but he couldn't blame Kiki for blowing up at her. Physical pain sucks. "Well whatever it just seems like a lot of your friends don't like her and haven't even met her yet." Smart. Ass. "Oh really I had no idea that you can't detect an STD when it first happens," he said sarcastically. "Maybe that's why its called getting the test." Kingston matched her know it all voice. "I would, but I don't feel like it--" Oh that's great and adding to the affect. Couldn't that damn dude realize that the two of them were in deep conversation. "Hold on lemme get my drink." He said getting up.
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Post by Tiffany Goulborne on Nov 8, 2008 14:58:57 GMT -5
Tiffany challenged him, "Who said I'd even have sex with you." Tiffany asked with a smile. Maybe she wanted to become a nun. Once again she was annoyed, no one said they didn't like her. "I never said I didn't like her, the only one I know who doesn't would be Noelle, and thats just one person." She didn't know her to not like her, she seemed okay but she wouldn't want to hang out with her or anything. She just seems really annoying but if she has Gage on a tight leesh then thats fine too. "When you get the test sometimes it doesn't show up." Tiffany said knocking on his forehead to see if anyone was home. "That would be our first date, getting tested for no reason, since I'm not sleeping with you." Tiffany said adding that last part on quickly. Tiffany smiled when he said hold on. "Thank you."
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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 8, 2008 17:20:41 GMT -5
Kingston chuckled, "Just admit it. You want me," he joked. Kingston shrugged, "Kiran for some reason doesn't like her, and Ariana doesn't either I think." Well of course it'd be those two though. They just follow Noelle around so its kind of obvious. "Do you know from experience Tiff." He smirked. He was joking about this of course, its not like she was a whore or anything. "I wouldn't want to sleep with you on the first date, your not a slut. And, how do you know were ever gonna have a first date." He walked towards the counter, but not before calling out, "Who said I was getting your drink." He got his drink and took a sip and went back over to sit down.
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Post by Tiffany Goulborne on Nov 8, 2008 20:55:27 GMT -5
Tiffany got up and sat in his lap and started messing up his hair. "Yeah baby I want you right here, right now." Tiffany tried saying that in a none sarcastic voice. After that she laughed and got back into her own chair. Tiffany was trying her best to listen to the whole not liking Kiki thing but she didn't know Kiki and she didn't care. "Whyyy are we still talking about this?" Tiffany asked, well more like whined. She got bored with everyone talking about other people, it was enough to deal with the bitch fights in Billings, but to hear about it from other people was just redundant. "Yeah I fucked your dad and I thought I should check myself, don't worry I'm clean though." She shrugged at him, he asked and so she told him, even though that wasn't true. Tiffany smiled, she was kidding plus that kind of thing shouldn't faze people by now. "Even if you did want to seep with me I wouldn't let you, and we don't have to have one then." Tiffany said frowning and getting up to get her own damn drink. When she got back she stuck her tongue out and him and sipped on her strawberry mango delight.
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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 8, 2008 22:59:32 GMT -5
When Tiffany got off his lip, Kingston faked a sniffle and looked down at his lap, "I'm sorry little buddy she didn't mean to tease you." He said to his crotch. Kingston shrugged, "I dunno." Kingston sighed, "Dammit I always knew my dad was a whore. Ever since I walked in on him and his secretary." He shook his head. There was some truth to that. Ok it was true, but he'd never let anyone know. Especially Izzy. "But, what if I wanted to sleep with you like tonight. That wouldn't be fair." He pouted. "If we did have a first date then I'd probably make it so fucking cliche and cheesy you wouldn't want to have another one." What can he say he was old fashioned and slightly predictable. He stuck his tongue out at her back. "Just cuz I'm trying to make you less lazy doesn't mean you have to be mean about it." He crossed his arms.
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Post by Tiffany Goulborne on Nov 8, 2008 23:36:02 GMT -5
Tiffany's jaw dropped but then she laughed. God that wasn't cool at all, in fact it was a little awkward because she almost forgot that boys do that around girls and she's a girl. "I thought I felt something, I just thought it was your gun." At least he answered her question, he didn't know why they were still talking about Kiki and she didn't either so dropping the subject was great. Suddenly Tiffany looked down when he talked about his dad. She didn't even know that, she didn't even think that was possible because her dad wouldn't ever d that to her. As far as she was concerned the only woman in her dad's life was her, she prayed that her father wasn't having sex anymore. "But you said I wasn't a slut, this isn't even a date so that would be double skanky if I did." Tiffany said logically. She laughed when he mentioned cliche dates. "You'd take me to a moviem do that yawn thing, and put your hand in my popcorn." Tiffany said thinking about those gay TV shows. Tiffany shook her head at him. "You're supposed to do stuff for me."
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Post by Kingston Taylors on Nov 9, 2008 12:24:14 GMT -5
Kingston shook his head, "Nope. But, you could make it better." He pouted and give her big eyes. He shrugged, "Your not a slut to me at least. Besides, friends can have sex." Kingston smirked. His smile got bigger at the mention of the cliche dates and laughed, "Hell yea I'd do that, and then I'd kiss you on your doorstep at the end of the night." Its not his fault he likes the whole cliche idea. They were kind of fun. "But, I do, do stuff for you babe." Fuck why the hell was he using pet names now, or 'terms of endearment' as Tiffany liked to call them.
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